Saturday, September 6, 2014

2014 Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Bad News Berezins
As you get older many more and more things begin to take increasing importance in your life: family, work, house, dogs (I will begrudgingly list cats as well), etc. It's perfectly understandable if you have less time to devote to fantasy hockey, so I get it if life gets in the way of researching sleepers or developing a killer draft strategy or learning how advanced stats can help win your league. But no matter how little you pay attention to fantasy hockey, the one non-negotiable area of your life you absolutely cannot neglect is your team name.

Luckily, I'm here to help. Or, more accurately, my friend Mike is here to help. Below is a list of the best of his 2014 creations. I have added a few that were floating around the internet, but these are probably 95% Mike's creations.

So although your kids may take the No. 1 spot in life's priorities these days, after naming little Katniss or baby Apollo, there's not much more important than naming your fantasy hockey team.

If nothing on this list suits your fancy check out all the fantasy hockey team names from 2013, 2012, 2011, and 2010. As always, feel free to add your own creations or anything else you find in the comments below.


Against All Saads
Along Came a Kreider
Big Trouba in Little China
Bullet to the Hedberg
Fantastic Forsberg
Hot To Trotz
Kane and Gain
Krejci Stupid Love
Lord of the Byngs
Merchant of Ennis
Million Dollar Armstrong
The Lost Boyes
Peter Holland's Opus
Pomminvillage of the Damned
Risky Bryzness
Stajan Alive


Bernier Love
Boyle Pains
Happy Schenndings
The Lindy Project
Malkin Crest
Miami Weiss
Rangers With Candy
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
To Catch A Nashville Predator
The Walking Deadmarsh
Ward to Death


Breaking the Eichel
Gudas Priest
Hedman's Bones
Kreiders of the Storm
Nightmare of Yuskevitch
Reinhart Will Go On
Tumblin' Griess
The Wind Beneath Red Wings
Yeah Yeah Yakupovs


Bryzness as Usual
Do as I Seguin, Not as I Drouin
Khudobin There, Done That
Leave A Messier
Love 'Em & Leaf 'Em
¡Muy Leino!
Oiler Alert!
Over the Hiller
Roy vey!
Sakic-in' it Old School
Spooner Rather Than Later
Trocheck Yourself (before you wreck yourself)


Darche Vibes
Halak of Faith
Haute Couture
Hedberg of State
Hertl Power
Markov the Beast
Modern Haseks
Neal Before Zod
Orpik Your Poison
Paper Wingels
Stalock and Key
Vanek down by the river
Varlamov Cocktail
You Talkin' Rutuu To Me?


Anonymous said...

Nash the Slash

Anonymous said...

Crosby, Sedin, Nash & Yandle

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