Steve Yzerman sits alone in a dark room, plotting his next move. "Lord Yzerman", his assistant meekly offers, "a decision must be made. What shall we do about S-s-s-s-s..." He can't bring himself to say the name. Yzerman looks at him with cold, steal eyes. "Bring me the head of young Douglas Hamilton."
1. Steven Stamkos, whhyyyyyyyyyyyyy!? Canada's second-most
irreplaceable player next to Sidney Crosby going down in a horrific goal
crease collision and breaking his tibia was horrible news. Since
entering the league in 2008, Stamkos is tied for the league lead in
goals with Alex Ovechkin with 222. The next closest player is Patrick
Marleau with 175 (he does it really quietly, doesn't he). Canada is so
deep that it isn't catastrophic news, but man it's a bummer.
2.
I'm really worried that, as a generation, we are going to be deprived
from watching Crosby and Stamkos play together much like older
generations were denied seeing Mario Lemieux and Wayne Gretzky play
together for far too many high stakes events. The lone time Lemieux and
Gretzky played together in a meaningful game, the 1987 Canada Cup, was some of the greatest hockey ever played, and the pair together was absolutely magnificent.
Hockey gods, please don't let this travesty happen, grace Stamkos with a
Wolverine-like ability to heal and deliver him unto us in time for
Sochi.
3. You can't really replace Stamkos, but there are a
number of names who can fill in and make an impact. Players once thought of as long shots because of the Olympic size ice, like Ryan Getzlaf and Corey Perry, start to look a little more enticing, especially considering they have combined for 43 points. And the door is open for younger guys like Logan Couture, Matt Duchene, Jamie Benn, and Tyler Seguin.
4. It's hilarious that Seguin was booed in his first trip back to Boston after being dealt. Wasn't this the same
guy who made Bruins fans chant "Thank you, Kessel!" You know, the same
Kessel that has 153 points over the last three seasons, the third most
in the NHL.
5. Bruins fans are the worst, which I suppose
they can't help considering they are Boston fans, and all Boston fans
are the worst. It's amazing what one playoff series can do because I
pretty much hate the Bruins as much, if not more, than both the Habs and
the Sens right now (and those teams are terribly loathsome).
6.
Minnesota is trying to kill Ryan Suter; he leads the league with 29:44
minutes of ice time a game, which is almost two-and-a-half minutes more a
game than the next closest player. Over the last three games he has not
played less than 35 minutes. He's already broken the 30-minute mark nine
times on the season, one shy of his league leading total of 10 from
last year. The next closest players only broke 30 minutes four times
last season. At his current pace, Suter will finish the year with 2438
minutes. Since the NHL started recording time on ice as an official stat
in 1998, only two players have ever played more than 2400 minutes in a
season, Brian Leetch (twice) and Nicklas Lidstrom. Mike Yeo, the good
Canadian boy he is, must be trying to give the Americans a worn-out
version of Suter for the Olympics.
7. If Suter is gassed
by the Olympics (doubt it, he's a horse) the US is in trouble because so
far the American goalies have proven porous. Only two American starting
goalies have a save percentage above the league average mark of .915,
Ryan Miller (.916) and Ben Bishop (.930). What looked like a major
strength for the US a few years ago with Jonathan Quick (currently hurt,
and playing poorly) and Tim Thomas (recently discovered to be a kook,
currently terrible) impersonating brick walls, has turned into a major
question mark. Cory Schneider is even having trouble winning the No. 1
job from Canadian legend Martin Brodeur.
8. The country with
the deepest goaltending so far this season is Finland. Tuukka Rask has a
.948 save percentage; Kari Lehtonen has a .929 save percentage; Antti Niemi has a .918 save percentage; and Pekka Rinne has a .917 save percentage. Mercy! The rest of the team doesn't evoke quite as much
fear, as Mikko Koivu is the country's leading scorer with only 13 points
in 19 games, and the rest of the potential roster is getting older
(Olli Jokinen, Teemu Selanne, Saku Koivu, and Sami Salo) or are very
young (Mikael Granlund, Aleksander Barkov, and Olli Maatta). Still, with
goaltending like the Fins have, don't sleep on them, especially in a
short tournament.
9. You can definitely go ahead and sleep
on the Czech Republic, however. Sure, Jiri Hudler and Tomas Hertl have
started the season on fire (or in Hudler's case, AFLAME... I'll show
myself out), David Krejci is consistently solid, and old man Jagr still
puts up points, but all that comes undone with Ondrej Pavelec in net.
His below average save percentage of .913 is pretty much the best of his
career. It'll be fun to watch the Winnipeg media try to defend
Pavelec's inevitable blow up while somehow figuring a way to blame
Evander Kane and Dustin Byfuglien.
10. We're officially
one month away from HBO's 24/7 featuring the Leafs and Red Wings. But at
this rate I'm not sure the Leafs are going to have anyone who isn't
injured or suspended to be interviewed.

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